"Few towns on Long Island member as many clubs and kindred
organizations as Patchogue, according to 'clubdom,' a recent
publication by Paul Bailey, which shows a total of 80. The list
includes all forms of organizations, from women's social, with
Sorosis at the head, to scooter and other organizations. There are
women's clubs, men's clubs, mixed clubs, clubs where 'clubs
are trumps,' and even clubs for the babies, as shown in the cradle
roll of the different churches, chief of which is the "Little Light
Bearers."
"Among the women's social clubs is the 'Bachelor Maids Sexette.'
Then there is the 'CCC' which has been described as 'catch'
Charlie's cash.' Another is the 'NOT,' who are not over 20. The
elderly mastrons have a club called the 'LUBS' circle, defined as
'let us be sensible.' The 'Thimble Club' would naturally be a sewing
organization, but it is not simply being a social gathering of
women, and remarkable as it may seem., has no officers. Then there
is the 'Tam-o'Shanter Club' the 'Thursday Afternoon Euchre,' the
'Afternoon Pedro,' 'Women's Study,' 'Young Ladies Literary,'
'Evening Pedro,' 'Embroidery Class and the 'Blue Ribbon Clubs.' The
Women's bowling clubs include the 'Oak Social Circle,' and the
'Linden Grove Bowling Club,' the members of which can roll a bowling
ball with equally as good a score as their male competitors.
"The men are not far behind their fair friends in the club line,
and one reason, it is said why there are so many women's clubs is
that the women banded together, so that when the man of the
household informed his wife at supper time that he was 'going to the
club this evening,' his better half could reply, 'And so am I, my
dear.'
"In the men's organizations the 'South Bay Yacht Club' heads the
list. There is the 'Men's Business Club,' a very exclusive clan;
'Patchogue Athletic Club,' 'Patchogue Bowling Club,' 'Good Enough
Bowling Club,' 'South Bay Scooter Association,' 'Patchogue Scooter
Club,' the 'PGTC,' supposed to indicate the 'pretty good times clcb,'
and the 'Fidos Decimos,' have as their feature some very fine
dancing programs during the Winter season to which their women
friends are invited.
"Among the church organizations are the 'Brotherhood' of the
Methodist Church, the 'St. Paul's Institute of St. Paul's Episcopal
Church, the Women's League, Ladies' Aid Society, St. Paul's Guild,
Junior League, Epworth League, Girls Friendly Society, Sunshine
Band, Daughters of Israel Aid Society, Women's Missionary Society
Women's Christian Temperance Union, St. Paul's Missionary Society,
King's Daughters, Women's Home and Foreign Missionary Society, and
the Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor.
"The schools have seven, the Sigmo Beta, Mu Sigma, STB, Alpha Mu
Sigma Alumni Association, Debating Society and Athletic Association.
"In the list of fraternal orders are the Patchogue Commandery No.
65, K.T; Suwassett Chapter No 195, RAM; South Side Lodge No 493, F &
AM; Paumanake Council No 778, Royal Arcanum; Patchougue Council,
Knights of Columbus; Patchogue Camp Modern Woodmen of America;
Brookhaven Lodge IOOF; Sanctuary of Suffolk, Shepherds of America;
Court Advance , Foresters of America; Farragut Council Junior Order
United American Mechanics; Patchogue Manufacturing Company's
Employes Benefit Association; Local Union United Carpenters &
Joiners of America; Baymen's Protective Association; E. Bailey &
Sons Employes Sick Benefit Association.
"In the miscellaneous list are Lincoln Republican Club; Exempt
Firemen's Association; Patchogue Clerk's Association; Civic
Association; Patchogue Socialist Club, Patchogue Branch Workingmen's
Circle of America. At the head of the list is the Patchogue Board of
Trade.
"Clubdom,' however, fails to give a list of the semi-public
organizations such as the four fire companies, the base ball
association, and also fails to state that Patchogue in itself is one
big club, the spirit of which is reflected in that 'get together'
plan that has made the 'Queen Village' famous.
"The oldest in the official clubdom in Patchogue is the Brookhaven
Lodge No. 80 IOOF, organized in 1846, and still in a sound
condition."